Our faith in mankind has been restored, thanks to two women.
a) A baby falls out of a two-story fire escape and a passerby catches him. The woman turns out to be the daughter of former All-Star catcher Joe Torre
b) An unemployed teacher comes across a plastic bag stuffed with TWENTY THOUSAND dollars - and returns it!
-- Oops, my bad:
For 37 years, Exodus International led a movement to "cure gays." Last night, it issued a "never mind" and slammed its doors forever.
-- Home is where the hurt is:
Think you've had to deal with an annoying apartment manager? Did he cut a hole in your floor? Soak your clothes in ammonia? Board up your windows? No? Well, be glad you don't live here!
There you go. All you need to know to get an early start to your morning.