Manti Te'o's Twitter bio reads: "Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes."
Well, as we all know now, that storm has most definitely come. Time to man up.
Let's get started, shall we?
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